Zerg Rush!

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Associated Press

North Korea has threatened to use its “Zerg offensive” in response to planned release of Starcraft 2 by the US and South Korea this week.

The regime promised a “retaliatory sacred war” amid increased tensions on the Korean peninsula over the April ban on late night gaming, which Seoul and Washington blame on Pyongyang and their network of 바둑 commandos.

North Korea’s Video Defence Overmind (VDO), headed by Supreme Exalted Bearer of The Sacred and Holy Overmind Bouffant Kim ‘So Ronery’ Jong-il, issued the threat today for what it called a third “unpardonable” provocation, after again being warned they are being very naughty boys.

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